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3D Printing Technology Matures

Postby Swift » Fri Aug 01, 2014 6:27 pm

I wasn't sure if I should put this in Humor or Science or Politics

The Washington Post

Last year, Japanese artist Megumi Igarashi rowed across Tokyo’s Tama River in a kayak created from a 3-D print of her own vagina. The purpose of her project, CBC News reported, was to confront the county’s taboos regarding the female form.

But once she started distributing data that would allow others to print her genitalia in the same way, Tokyo police said no, claiming she was violating Japanese obscenity laws.

The 42-year-old artist, who works under the pseudonym Rokudenashiko, meaning “good-for-nothing girl,” was arrested this week after e-mailing the data to some 30 people who responded to a crowd-funding campaign to finance her kayak, the Guardian reported.


There was also a Daily Show segment about this. John Stewart pointed out that there is a town in Japan that celebrates penises with a parade of giant phallus through the streets. Just don't make a vagina kayak.
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Re: 3D Printing Technology Matures

Postby FZR1KG » Fri Aug 01, 2014 6:46 pm

Love the "violating obscenity laws" when Japan has vending machines that sell girls used underwear.
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Re: 3D Printing Technology Matures

Postby Swift » Fri Aug 01, 2014 7:38 pm

FZR1KG wrote:Love the "violating obscenity laws" when Japan has vending machines that sell girls used underwear.

And Japanese men love young women in school girl outfits because they understand the importance of education for women. :twisted:

Actually, it is rather comforting to see another country as sexually screwed up (pun only slightly intended) as the United States.
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Re: 3D Printing Technology Matures

Postby FZR1KG » Fri Aug 01, 2014 10:02 pm

Yep.
Most of the population watch porn, most politicians screw around, most preachers are gay yet, the average citizen seems to not want to discuss sex or have it on TV but killing people in graphic manner is ok, the battle cry for politicians is family values and the preachers all tell us how bad it is to be gay and that gay people are going to hell.

Fucking morons. The lot of them.
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Re: 3D Printing Technology Matures

Postby Sigma_Orionis » Fri Aug 01, 2014 10:19 pm

The proper term is Roe.
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Re: 3D Printing Technology Matures

Postby FZR1KG » Fri Aug 01, 2014 10:42 pm

But I like Roe.
On sashimi it is nice.
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Re: 3D Printing Technology Matures

Postby Sigma_Orionis » Fri Aug 01, 2014 11:00 pm

Yeah, the problem is when it votes......
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Re: 3D Printing Technology Matures

Postby FZR1KG » Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:12 am

Come on. You know Roe are people too!
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Re: 3D Printing Technology Matures

Postby Sigma_Orionis » Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:40 am

So are Corporations for that matter :P
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Re: 3D Printing Technology Matures

Postby FZR1KG » Sat Aug 02, 2014 2:25 am

you're sharper than a bowling ball today sigma! lol
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Re: 3D Printing Technology Matures

Postby FZR1KG » Sat Aug 02, 2014 2:34 am

Speaking of 3D printers, I had to help out the guy that did the welding for me on the boat by printing some parts for him.
He's rebuilding an old tractor and needed some geared sliding assemblies printed.
They were originally in nylon but I'm doing it in ABS for now.
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Re: 3D Printing Technology Matures

Postby SciFiFisher » Sat Aug 02, 2014 5:48 am

your next meal may come from a 3D printer. The military is looking at using this technology too.
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Re: 3D Printing Technology Matures

Postby Swift » Sat Aug 02, 2014 2:19 pm

SciFiFisher wrote:your next meal may come from a 3D printer. The military is looking at using this technology too.

If you used your 3D printer to print out food, and made it in the shape of a vagina, would that be oral sex? :confused:

Would the military require that you only eat vaginas within two grades of your own?
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Re: 3D Printing Technology Matures

Postby SciFiFisher » Sat Aug 02, 2014 2:35 pm

Swift wrote:
SciFiFisher wrote:your next meal may come from a 3D printer. The military is looking at using this technology too.

If you used your 3D printer to print out food, and made it in the shape of a vagina, would that be oral sex? :confused:

Would the military require that you only eat vaginas within two grades of your own?


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Re: 3D Printing Technology Matures

Postby cid » Mon Aug 04, 2014 6:21 pm

If anything ever generated feelings of sexual inadequacy, that kayak is it... :confused: :scream: :cry:
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Re: 3D Printing Technology Matures

Postby FZR1KG » Mon Aug 04, 2014 6:49 pm

Nah. You just have to be a big prick to have one.
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Re: 3D Printing Technology Matures

Postby Swift » Mon Aug 04, 2014 7:51 pm

It's not how big your paddle is, its how well you use it.
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Re: 3D Printing Technology Matures

Postby grapes » Wed Aug 06, 2014 5:50 am

Notice, in the illustrations for the Washington Post article, that the original vagina image was digitally manipulated...so that the orifice...could accommodate larger...o man I can't go on any further!
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Re: 3D Printing Technology Matures

Postby Sigma_Orionis » Wed Aug 06, 2014 12:31 pm

Grapes is blushing! run for the hills everyone!
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Re: 3D Printing Technology Matures

Postby Swift » Wed Aug 06, 2014 2:11 pm

I think I figured out the problem.

The artist was sitting in a vagina boat that was a copy of her own vagina. So, not only was it masturbation, but it was lesbian masturbation.

Maybe "masturbation" isn't the right word. What's the word for being your own penis and sticking yourself in your own vagina? :think:
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Re: 3D Printing Technology Matures

Postby Sigma_Orionis » Wed Aug 06, 2014 2:34 pm

Endogenous Hermaphroditism? :P
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Re: 3D Printing Technology Matures

Postby Swift » Wed Aug 06, 2014 2:38 pm

Sigma_Orionis wrote:Endogenous Hermaphroditism? :P

Perfect! :dance:
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