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Outdated cheese in Topeka grocery stores.
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The death of little Sally's goldfish.
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8%
The birth of William and Kate's baby (even if that's in England).
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Can't get lemonade at a stand for 10 cents anymore.
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The local "Five & Dime" refuses to stop selling candy cigarettes.
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Orange lipstick (...I'm personally protesting that).
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8%
Cyndi Lauper's 60th birthday party.
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15%
People who think "Arkansas" should be pronounced "Ar-Kansas."
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Other (your suggestion).
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15%
 
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What will Westboro Baptist protest next?

Postby Rebis » Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:39 pm

Now they're planning to protest a recently deceased actor's death, "on the grounds that" he portrayed a homosexual character (despite being heterosexual in real life).
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Re: What will Westboro Baptist protest next?

Postby pumpkinpi » Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:54 pm

And he didn't even portray a homosexual character, but there were some on the show--both characters and actors.
This is Glee, and the actor Cory Monteith.
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Re: What will Westboro Baptist protest next?

Postby Rebis » Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:56 pm

pumpkinpi wrote:And he didn't even portray a homosexual character, but there were some on the show--both characters and actors.


Oh. Hmmm. I've never watched the show; perhaps misread an article.

This is Glee, and the actor Cory Monteith.


Yes. Didn't know of him until his passing, unfortunately.
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Re: What will Westboro Baptist protest next?

Postby brite » Thu Jul 18, 2013 4:20 pm

The Brits just legalized same sex marriage... so it will be the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's baby....
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Re: What will Westboro Baptist protest next?

Postby Sigma_Orionis » Fri Jul 19, 2013 12:24 am

Meh, they'll protest that the world is flat, or that Arthur C. Clarke was gay......
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Re: What will Westboro Baptist protest next?

Postby FZR1KG » Fri Jul 19, 2013 2:54 am

They are so fucking dumb they probably think Freddie Mercury was gay.
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Postby geonuc » Fri Jul 19, 2013 9:35 am

Cyndi Lauper is 60! OMG

Girls just want to have fun ...
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Re: What will Westboro Baptist protest next?

Postby Swift » Fri Jul 19, 2013 1:35 pm

geonuc wrote:Cyndi Lauper is 60! OMG

Girls just want to have fun ...

She still looks good
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She did the music for a new Broadway musical (and it won a Tony) and so I've seen her a bunch of shows lately doing promotion. She is still as strange as ever (in a good way).

We saw her in concert maybe about 5 years ago and she still puts on a great show.
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Re: What will Westboro Baptist protest next?

Postby brite » Fri Jul 19, 2013 5:56 pm

FZR1KG wrote:They are so fucking dumb they probably think Freddie Mercury was gay.
Freddie was gay...
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Re: What will Westboro Baptist protest next?

Postby Sigma_Orionis » Fri Jul 19, 2013 11:38 pm

brite wrote:
FZR1KG wrote:They are so fucking dumb they probably think Freddie Mercury was gay.
Freddie was gay...


And apparently so was Arthur C. Clarke.

And now, live from the underground........

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Re: What will Westboro Baptist protest next?

Postby FZR1KG » Sat Jul 20, 2013 12:16 am

brite wrote:
FZR1KG wrote:They are so fucking dumb they probably think Freddie Mercury was gay.
Freddie was gay...


Damn...
And he seemed so macho. LOL

You know I was just fishing around to see who would bite.
I got a brite bite! rofl
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Re: What will Westboro Baptist protest next?

Postby brite » Sat Jul 20, 2013 12:30 am

Bite me....

I want them to protest MY funeral....
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Re: What will Westboro Baptist protest next?

Postby cid » Sat Jul 20, 2013 1:41 am

Sigma_Orionis wrote:
brite wrote:
FZR1KG wrote:They are so fucking dumb they probably think Freddie Mercury was gay.
Freddie was gay...

'Pink Mass' Has Made Westboro Baptist Church Founder's Mom Gay In Afterlife, Satanists Claim
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Them there satanists better watch themselves before the Mormons sue them for copyright infringement...
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Re: What will Westboro Baptist protest next?

Postby SciFiFisher » Wed Jul 24, 2013 2:36 am

FZR1KG wrote:They are so fucking dumb they probably think Freddie Mercury was gay.


I thought he was depressed?
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Re: What will Westboro Baptist protest next?

Postby FZR1KG » Wed Jul 24, 2013 2:50 pm

SciFiFisher wrote:
FZR1KG wrote:They are so fucking dumb they probably think Freddie Mercury was gay.


I thought he was depressed?


He's only depressed in some atmospheres.
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