Dad Jokes
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2022 5:21 pmQ: What is the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: The hippo is heavy, the Zippo is a little lighter.
A: The hippo is heavy, the Zippo is a little lighter.
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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2022 5:21 pmRe: Dad Jokes
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2022 12:56 amamazing
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2022 3:11 pmSoooo, having fun with those grandkids around the house eh? 
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2022 6:43 pmRommie wrote:Soooo, having fun with those grandkids around the house eh?
Well, yes.
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2022 3:40 amI get those off Twitter. MrPi has no interest in them. Buster loves them. So they are Mom jokes in our house!
Did you hear about the guy who evaporated?
He will be mist.
Did you hear about the guy who evaporated?
He will be mist.
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2022 3:46 ampumpkinpi wrote:I get those off Twitter. MrPi has no interest in them. Buster loves them. So they are Mom jokes in our house!
Did you hear about the guy who evaporated?
He will be mist.
AND 1 minute after I posted this, Buster said, "what was that joke about evaporation?" Totally unprovoked. I told it to him a earlier today.
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2022 12:59 pmpumpkinpi wrote:pumpkinpi wrote:I get those off Twitter. MrPi has no interest in them. Buster loves them. So they are Mom jokes in our house!
Did you hear about the guy who evaporated?
He will be mist.
AND 1 minute after I posted this, Buster said, "what was that joke about evaporation?" Totally unprovoked. I told it to him a earlier today.
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2022 1:02 pmFor Buster.
Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
A: Ten tickles.
Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
A: Ten tickles.
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2022 6:46 pmThe syndicated radio show I listen to in the mornings features a "joke of the day" by one of the cast that are exactly like these silly jokes. 
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2022 12:49 amWell, it seems we need another one...
I just discovered I am colorblind. It came out of the purple!
I just discovered I am colorblind. It came out of the purple!
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2022 3:47 pmIf a child refuses to nap, is it resisting a rest?
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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2022 1:19 pmGood Grief! We've created a MONSTER!
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Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2022 8:19 pmSigma_Orionis wrote:Good Grief! We've created a MONSTER!
Bwahahahahahahaha!
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If you are sick only on week days you might have a weekend immune system
If you are sick only on week days you might have a weekend immune system