by grapes » Fri Aug 19, 2022 3:47 pm
XOF REviews
Mack & Rita - If you thought the boomers were just going to give up and die quietly, you've got another think coming. They're spending their retirement nest egg in an all out PR assault, loudly insisting that their age is the ideal age, the same message that they've trumpeted for six decades. And there's still so fucking many of them! And, Diane Keaton.
Thor: Love and Thunder - The title says it all; if you've ever enjoyed a weekend in a love nest and were thor after, you know what I'm talking about. Or, when you were a kid and got invited over to someone's house and spent the afternoon reading their comic books because your parents limited your own purchases, and afterwards you could barely see, let alone walk, and you couldn't even remember which ones you had read, that is where the Marvel Universe is now. But we'll do it again next weekend, at someone else's house.
100 Years - We're probably premature in reviewing this film, which has a release date of 2115, but we're hoping that by doing so, we curry enough favor with the producers that we can score one of the invites to the premier. For our great great grandaughter, who is going to be a huge John Malcovich fan.
Shrek 5 - Again, premature. But there are trailers, and this portends to be a new and cuddlier Shrek, a Shrek that plucks his eyebrows and holds his voice down in polite company. WTFS
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